{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-tired-t-shirt-funny-mom-new-parent-graphic-tee","title":"Fifty Shades of Tired T-Shirt – Funny Mom \u0026 New Parent Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            22.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            26.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            29.37 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.62 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            32.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length from center back, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            17.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            19.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            21.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from the first slip-on. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes casually while the playful hand-lettered print—\"Fifty Shades Of Tired\"—says exactly what you’re feeling without a word. Softened by the post-construction dyeing process, the fabric has a muted, vintage wash and a cozy texture that invites you to keep it in regular rotation. Built to last with double-needle stitching, a tubular (no side seams) knit and a pre-shrunk finish, it balances approachable comfort with everyday durability. Wear it at morning drop-offs, during late-night study sessions, or on slow weekend coffee runs; it reads like an inside joke shared between exhausted friends and becomes part of the ritual of getting through the day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46573526384837,"sku":"16241151372528113002","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":46573526417605,"sku":"87584251798166827887","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":46573526450373,"sku":"23294119889962234339","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":46573526483141,"sku":"97146304170317854251","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":46573526515909,"sku":"45684070079712804398","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":46573526548677,"sku":"32156891214610548939","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":46573526581445,"sku":"16183893943621759376","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46573526614213,"sku":"33574267596116881775","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":46573526646981,"sku":"24930740022696689655","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":46573526679749,"sku":"36121538291210680444","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":46573526712517,"sku":"10215039378643131937","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":46573526745285,"sku":"14057221939910742443","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":46573526778053,"sku":"33276070338294799067","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":46573526810821,"sku":"11261076129487721030","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":46573526843589,"sku":"32133434843591025464","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46573526876357,"sku":"58813312705576206129","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":46573526909125,"sku":"27799316857773543317","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":46573526941893,"sku":"10918722197652009668","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":46573526974661,"sku":"40105451891156283159","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":46573527007429,"sku":"21225630836480805882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":46573527040197,"sku":"17558794896562358763","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":46573527072965,"sku":"14676151784374280687","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46573527105733,"sku":"27524696479542861240","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":46573527138501,"sku":"14524908570182674473","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":46573527171269,"sku":"35584509765671438350","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":46573527204037,"sku":"88641598371958717738","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":46573527236805,"sku":"32337378757846735282","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":46573527269573,"sku":"37519952827735884900","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":46573527302341,"sku":"10016401542908235031","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":46573527335109,"sku":"87816986027980165209","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":46573527367877,"sku":"11323195500969124871","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":46573527400645,"sku":"12754559313131850365","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":46573527433413,"sku":"19432305527315304952","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527466181,"sku":"19634061795387736649","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527498949,"sku":"21860726098043554698","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527531717,"sku":"99854649708517243609","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527564485,"sku":"27439571003886497520","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527597253,"sku":"14827322887566913089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527630021,"sku":"31389536867916276358","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527662789,"sku":"65266043963431715461","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527695557,"sku":"26196677643251675407","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527728325,"sku":"11224141525010825904","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527761093,"sku":"66961716588277113359","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":46573527793861,"sku":"32120137280817098461","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":46573527826629,"sku":"33492280649826774964","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":46573527859397,"sku":"11485272973847282099","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":46573527892165,"sku":"28617765933964263643","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46573527924933,"sku":"37629490588302256917","price":39.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/3045\/9333\/files\/6799521000502707642_2048.jpg?v=1784628127","url":"https:\/\/shopeditory.ca\/products\/fifty-shades-of-tired-t-shirt-funny-mom-new-parent-graphic-tee","provider":"ShopEditory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}